the love triangle

There maybe romance blossoming at one of the care homes. The trouble is that we have a love triangle developing......

Or maybe not......

Pat was sitting in the garden talking to me, when a lady who I had never met before came over and whispered to Pat that she should keep her hands off of her Jack.
Now Jack is a quiet, amiable, unassuming sort of chap, who you will often find in the communal garden chatting to Pat . There is nothing in it, they just enjoy each other's company; Nothing more, nothing less.


So back to the story;

'Keep your hands off of my Jack, I was here first' admonishes the mystery lady.
What! says Pat. 'I don't want him. What do I want with a man in my life at my age? Nothing but trouble I've had enough of that malarkey. You can bloody well have him!

Good for her you might say, but did she really have to say all that when Jack was standing sheepishly next to her.