'I have had to pull out of one of my calls this week because one of my gentlemen asked me to marry him,'
'Oh my God! What did you say?'
'Well I laughed because I thought he was joking, and then he got really upset.so I explained that I already had a boyfriend so I could not except.'
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'It's not funny I felt really sorry for the guy'
'Sorry, I was just thinking you get proposed to and the nearest thing I get to a compliment is an old boy telling me that I shouldn't wear this blouse because it makes me look fat.''Oh Dear! What did you say?'
'Well I am normally quite calm but as he is always so rude and it was the wrong time of the month to tell a lady she was fat, I politely pointed out that a man with no teeth in his mouth isn't exactly an oil painting himself'
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