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Sunday, 24 March 2013

Ok Partner

As I was about to leave a chap with dementia, his wife says can you get him to drink his Movicol; he takes so long to drink it, it wears me out having to keep prompting him. So I poured his drink along with a glass of water for myself and sat opposite him at the table.

'Ok' I say in my best Texan accent ' Ok Partner, the first one to down the drink gets the girl'
He won! His wife stood there gob smacked.

Not quite sure what happened after I left.   

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