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Thursday, 4 April 2013

The last hoorah for Artie

I feel I cannot finish on a low note with Arty
One day whilst visiting Artie got onto one of his repetitious loops which on this occasion was toast.
I had finished all my jobs and was sitting down whilst having a chat and filling in my daily report.
'Would you like some toast?' says Artie
'No thank you' I said and carried on my conversation with his wife.
A few moments later he asked again. 'I say would you like some of my toast?'
'It's alright Artie, I've had breakfast Thanks'
Again I continued with my chat to his wife
'Are you sure you wouldn't like some toast, it's very nice'
'I am sure it is Artie, but you have it'
This continued for some time until eventually it all went quiet. 'Oh good!' I thought 'he's forgotten all about it'.
As I started to walk to the door he piped up
'Excuse me what's your name, I seem to have forgotten?'
This in itself is not unusual so I reply
'My name is Ian'
'Ian?'
'That's right'
'How do yoy spell that/'
'I A N'
'I A N'
That's right'

'Oh well Ian, would you like some toast?'

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